I dream in full length films, in color. And I don’t think talking about myself is that much fun. This blog has now become a compliation, or a clusterfuck, of all things I find amusing and want to remember - all ripped off, or at least mostly, of other tumblelogs.Tumblr (3.0; @shetbag)http://shetbag.tumblr.com/<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krfsdwEq3C1qz9o77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/211704550/vannehlu-imma-let-ya-finish-hahaha-perhaps">antikris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://vannehlu.tumblr.com/post/211702932/imma-let-ya-finish">vannehlu</a>:</p> <blockquote>Imma let ya finish…</blockquote> <blockquote>hahaha.  Perhaps Kanye would have been more accepted if this was the speech he interrupted. Or at least by the GOP</blockquote> </blockquote>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/211734150http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/211734150Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:42:44 -0700<p>Bold the ones that apply, fo sho. <i>Appearance:</i><br/>I am 5’4 or shorter.<br/><b>I have many scars.</b><br/>I tan easily.<br/><b>I wish my hair was a different colour.<br/></b>I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. <b><br/></b>I have a tattoo.<br/><b>I am self-conscious about my appearance.</b><br/>I have/I’ve had braces.<br/><b>I wear glasses. </b><br/><b>I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. </b><br/><b>I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. <br/></b>I have more than 2 piercings.<br/><b>I have piercings in places besides my ears.<br/></b>I have freckles. <br/><br/><i>Family/Home Life:<br/></i><b>I’ve sworn at my parents. </b><br/><b>I’ve been kicked out of the house.<br/></b>I have a sibling less than one year old.<br/><b>I want to have kids someday. <br/></b>I have children.<br/>I’ve lost a child.<br/><br/><i>Embarrassment:</i><br/><b>I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation. <br/>Disney movies still make me cry.</b><b><br/>I’ve snorted while laughing. <br/>I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. <br/>I’ve glued my hand to something</b>.<br/><b>I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.</b><br/>I’ve had my pants rip in public. <br/><br/><i>Health:</i><br/>I was born with a disease/impairment<b>.</b><br/><b>I’ve had stitches.</b><br/><b>I’ve broken a bone.<br/></b>I’ve had my tonsils removed.<br/><b>I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend</b>.<br/>I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.<br/><b>I’ve had surgery.<br/>I’ve had chicken pox.<br/></b><br/><i>Traveling:</i><br/><b>I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.<br/>I’ve been to Canada.</b><br/>I’ve been to Niagara Falls.<br/><b>I’ve been to Japan.</b><br/>I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.<br/>I’ve been to Spain.<br/>I’ve been to Africa.<br/>I’ve been to France.<b><br/></b><br/><i>Experiences:</i><br/><b>I’ve been lost in my city. <br/>I’ve seen a shooting star.</b><br/><b>I’ve wished on a shooting star.</b><br/><b>I’ve seen a meteor shower</b>.<br/><b>I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.<br/>I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. </b><b><br/>I’ve been to a casino.</b><br/>I’ve been skydiving.<b><br/>I’ve gone skinny dipping.</b><b><br/>I’ve played spin the bottle.</b><br/><b>I’ve crashed a car.<br/>I’ve been skiing.</b><br/><b>I’ve been in a play.<br/>I’ve met someone in person from the internet.</b><b><br/>I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.</b><br/>I’ve seen the Northern Lights.<br/><b>I’ve sat on a roof top at night.</b><br/><b>I’ve played chicken.<br/>I’ve played a prank on someone</b>.<br/><b>I’ve ridden in a taxi.</b><br/><b>I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.<br/>I’ve eaten Sushi.</b><br/>I’ve been snowboarding.<br/><br/><i>Relationships:</i><br/><b>I’m single.</b><br/>I’m in a relationship.<br/>I’m available.<br/>I’m engaged.<br/>I’m married.<br/>I’ve gone on a blind date.<br/>I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.<br/><b>I miss someone right now.</b><br/><b>I have a fear of abandonment.</b><br/>I’ve been divorced.<br/><b>I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.</b><br/>I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.<br/><b>I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.<br/>I’ve kept something from a past relationship</b><b>.</b><br/><br/><i>Sexuality:</i><br/>I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.<b><br/>I’ve kissed a member of the same gender. </b><b><br/></b>I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.<br/><b>I am a cuddler.<br/>I’ve been kissed in the rain.<br/>I’ve had sex </b><b>outdoors.<br/>I’ve hugged a stranger.</b><b><br/>I have kissed a stranger.</b><br/><b>I have had sex with a stranger.</b><br/><br/><i>Honesty/Crime:</i><br/><b>I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’</b>t.<b><br/>I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.</b><br/><b>I have lied to my parents about where I am.</b><br/><b>I am keeping a secret from the world.</b><br/><b>I’ve cheated while playing a game.<br/>I’ve cheated on a test.</b><br/><b>I’ve run a red light.</b><br/>I’ve been suspended from school.<br/><b>I’ve witnessed a crime.<br/>I’ve been in a fist fight.</b><b><br/>I’ve been arrested.</b><b><br/>I’ve shoplifted.</b><b><br/></b><br/><i>Drugs/Alcohol:</i><br/><b>I’ve consumed alcohol.</b><br/><b>I’ve smoked a cigarette.</b> <br/><b>I(‘ve) smoke(d) pot</b>.<br/><b>I regularly drink.<br/>I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them</b>.<b><br/>I’ve done hard drugs</b><b>.</b> <br/><b>I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug</b><b><br/></b></p>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/211495072http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/211495072Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:37:39 -0700<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krffi8WSEU1qzbhq0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://pandawatch.tumblr.com/">pandawatch</a>)</p>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/211488155http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/211488155Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:28:38 -0700<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krf2y8HYk21qzb2hmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/211378843http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/211378843Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:02:13 -0700<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr8j7gJWoi1qzbhq0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>From yours truly in San Francisco, September ‘09</p>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/208283819http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/208283819Fri, 09 Oct 2009 01:40:24 -0700<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr6xacHlBg1qzka2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207674605http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207674605Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:17:45 -0700<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqzjmgtYJG1qzyrwvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207674021http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207674021Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:16:44 -0700<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr7dievoWT1qzpzfmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://robotindisguise.tumblr.com/">robotindisguise</a>)</p>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207671506http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207671506Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:12:23 -0700<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19o5rtymcDYFMMLEgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/207629121/strudel-circus-stack-nutella-and-strawberry-jam">thisiswhyyourefat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Strudel Circus Stack </b></p> <p>Nutella and strawberry jam sandwiched between two Toaster Strudel Pastries topped with icing, cherry pie filling, whipped cream, sprinkles and a drizzle of honey.</p> <p>(Submitted by Stephanie Bonczuk)</p> </blockquote>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207671191http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207671191Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:11:49 -0700<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqzbilizxd1qzuhd2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207446995http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207446995Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:03:21 -0700<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr66ckb6xE1qzfya1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>how whimsical</p>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207446894http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207446894Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:03:03 -0700<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr6x8bm19L1qz9uhgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207446728http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207446728Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:02:35 -0700<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr6ww0Ekij1qz9uhgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207444018http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207444018Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:55:12 -0700<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr6wswK44E1qz9uhgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207443343http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207443343Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:53:20 -0700<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr6vvsZdOV1qz9uhgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207435622http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207435622Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:33:28 -0700<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr6u7zlipG1qz9uhgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>From “Tokyo!”</p>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207422635http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207422635Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:57:34 -0700<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr6od4w90S1qz7lxdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://yimmyayo.tumblr.com/">yimmyayo</a>)</p>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207382101http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207382101Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:16:22 -0700<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr63s1WJj51qz9uhgo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>FRANCES BEAN COBAIN!</p>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207058656http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/207058656Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:26:25 -0700<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr4fb7JS4N1qzb7gjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/206572049http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/206572049Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:58:24 -0700<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr4mmqt2D41qz9b3ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://snowce.tumblr.com/post/206428722/ville-varumo">snowce</a>:</p> <blockquote>Ville Varumo</blockquote> <p>I LOVE THIS SHOT!!! THIS REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING I IMAGINED IN MY HEAD AS A KID LISTENING TO SCANDINAVIAN COMPOSITION</p>http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/206571782http://shetbag.tumblr.com/post/206571782Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:57:40 -0700